Bridge inaugurated by president has not yet fallen — II
By Hajrah Mumtaz
Those who complain about the media always bringing bad news must dwell on the fact that news is what is out of the ordinary, what disturbs the standard pattern of events.
In much of the world, the assumption is that life, whether for a citizen or the state, functions smoothly. That which disrupts this process is news. Therefore, it is news that a murder or accident has taken place, since such incidents are not the norm. In terms of Pakistan, however, I can’t help but dwell on the fact that the standard pattern is one of disruptions, crises and latent chaos. Endemic shortages, inflation or rising unemployment are no longer ‘news’ since they’ve been the norm for so long that they have become characteristic. This implies, therefore, that real news in terms of Pakistan’s reality would concern the bridges that don’t fall three weeks after being inaugurated, the brief period when there is sufficient food to go around, the jirgas that come to an equitable decision, etc – the ‘good’ news, in fact.
News consumers with delicate sensibilities are increasingly criticising the media for not disseminating any good news. Were the organisations to change their approach in view of Pakistan’s reality, as the consumers demand, here’s an example of how a newspaper story of the future may read:
Power supply takes citizenry by surprise
KARACHI, June 7: In an unprecedented development, the metropolis failed to experience even a single hour of loadshedding or power failure on Saturday as the various supply stations continued to operate despite the fact that the mercury rose to 42 degrees.In numerous localities, shocked residents were forced to come out on the streets to pull aside the tyres they had kept ready to burn, in anticipation of the established pattern of electric supply in the country. The move allowed traffic flow to continue freely, upon which the Rangers and riot police that had earlier been put on standby by the city government in case of any untoward incident had to withdraw and concede ground to the traffic police. However, the officers found themselves with little to do in view of the fact that the traffic lights continued to work.
In a disturbing turn of events, meanwhile, many areas of the city experienced gridlock since angered citizens found themselves bereft of any excuse to either fail to arrive at their workplaces or to vent their resentment against the government. As a result, a large number of business, commercial and educational institutions, such as schools, colleges, factories, banks and multinationals, reported an unprecedented shortage of seating space since 100 per cent attendance has not been witnessed in living memory. “The KESC’s failure to abide by the norms of the country has come as a great disappointment,” said a disgruntled worker as he stood in queue for a workstation at an office in Clifton. “This is another indication of the rot that has set into our society, since we cannot even expect life to be the same from one day to the other.”
KESC under fire
Thousands of irate citizens called the KESC complaint lines in order to inquire when the next session of loadshedding or electric breakdown would be, since they did not want to take the risk of starting jobs that they would then have to abandon without warning when the power failed as is the general norm.
As a result of similar concerns, gangs of youths showed up outside the various offices and grid stations run by the power supply company, accusing it of failing to live up to their expectations and threatening to resort to violence in case they were refused the opportunity of burning the tyres they had spent so much time and money in stocking up on.
As a result, the electric supply company’s telephone operators are now considering billing the KESC for overtime, and have contacted a lawyer in this regard. “My clients feel that their employer made unwarranted changes to routine operations,” he stated upon being contacted by Dawn. “These professionals’ high work ethic prevented them from resorting to tactics such as keeping the phone off the hook or refusing to answer calls. Because of this, they had to field thousands of calls such as whether it was safe to set washing machines on an hour-long cycle or even to undertake a credit card transaction. In my opinion, the show cause notice stands a good chance.”
If submitted, the pertinent bill will amount to millions of rupees and will no doubt give rise to further resentment amongst citizens, who expect the burden to be passed on to them as has been the practice in recent decades.
‘Gangsters gathering energies’
In a separate but related development, the ordinarily crime-ridden locality of Lyari failed to experience even a single gunbattle on Saturday since the uninterrupted supply of power meant that all gangsters were able to remain in airconditioned environs. They did not therefore experience the surges in blood pressure or irritation that are generally the underlying cause of such displays of aggression.
However, terrified residents of the area refused to leave the safety of their homes since they fully expected the lull in violence to be the calm before the storm. “I have lived in this area for 30 years and have never seen a day as disturbing as this,” said one resident. “The criminal elements are gathering their energies for heightened assaults upon our lives and liberty. By failing to provide an interruption in the power supply, the KESC has allowed them the time and luxury to make nefarious plans instead of being out on the streets as they should be.”
As a result of the situation in the metropolis, the newly-elected government has come under severe criticism as citizens wait to see whether Sunday [today] will herald a return to normality. When contacted by Dawn, the minister for water and power promised a probe into the matter and said that strict action would be taken against those found responsible. “The government accepts that all citizens have right to expect tomorrow to be the same as yesterday,” he commented. “Through this irresponsible behaviour, the KESC has broken traditions that have existed uninterrupted in Pakistan for years.”
— hmumtaz@dawn.com

