Animal Farm at the Pastures of the Pure
Mr. Judicious, in his headline-grabbing excitement to apprehend greedy jackals, clearly missed out on the gluttonous habits of Baby Judicious.
Identity crises in the Pastures of the Pure got a tad more absurd.
Patriots get an explanation on the latest screw-up by the authorities of the Pastures of the Pure.
The media in the Pastures of the Pure was never short of breaking news. Every minute was an end-of-the-world moment … until the next commercial break.
Name-calling was a favorite, pleasant pastime of the true believers of the Pastures of the Pure.
A top minister of the Pind province unveiled a revolutionary new idea to overcome the energy crises. But for this, the minister suggested the inhabitants of the Pastures of the Pure will have to let go of foreign aid and eat even more grass.
The mice of the Pastures of the Pure were most emotional and vocal when it came to defending the sovereignty of the land. But they usually thought themselves to be a lot larger than they actually were. Some thought they were suffering from delusions of grandeur and some thought it was cheap Chinese cheese.
The pious wolves kept a strict eye on lady sheep not dressed according to the moral dictates and culture of the Pastures of the Pure. Actually it was more about keeping a keen eye. *Drool*
The intelligentsia of the Pastures of the Pure was usually at cross purposes.
Nadeem F. Paracha is a cultural critic and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com
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Excellent satire NFP. The truth came from your mouth.
Brilliant! NFP for Prime Minister.
Tere mast mast yeh blog….. wah wah….. NFP you are absolute thunder in pak media…… Love your work…
dude! respect man, respect! too good!
Hahahaha. Epic.
All the best as usual, NFP you have the talent.
sweet and straight!!!
does NFP see anything positive about the Pakistani Nation. or can he suggest any thing to fix it excpet repeating the same thing over and over.
He has the right to criticise like we all do. It the governments responsibility to fix things, let them do their part.
Awesome manner to tell the reality
Nadeem makes issues look funny
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for
lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!"
— Benjamin Franklin
Absolutely hilarious and accurate. Thank you NFP. You made me laugh about things that i feel sorry for.
Woww.. that was brilliant
Master piece again,NFP please come to India we want people like you here:)
Brilliant…. By the way.. what are your thoughts on Meera's marriage not that Reema is also married….
NFP, you are a pure blooded genius. You deserve a Pulitzer.
Regards – Your biggest fan
Beaware NFP Agino moto coming
Mazhar
Sharp and biting as ever.
you fit your own crow cartoon