Dad’s writes on son’s Facebook wall: “Dear son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please! Turn off the computer and come down for dinner!”
Why shouldn’t you hold a DVD upside down?
Because the data might fall down.
Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me?
Man to miser: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them outside?
Miser: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time.
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get a headache!
What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recognisable?
UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.
Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
Answer: Fry Day
Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three past ten.
Doctor to a rich man: Do you prefer a local anaesthesia?
Rich man: I would rather prefer an imported one.
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees. — Compiled by the suffer