What is Dracula’s favourite sport?

Bat-minton (badminton).

What is ice?

Skid stuff.

What is the difference between a tickle and a wise guy?

One is fun, the other thinks he’s fun.

What is the left side of an apple?

The part that you don’t eat.

What is the most valuable fish?

Goldfish.

What is the opposite of restaurant?

Workerant.

What is the science of shopping?

Biology (buy-ology).

What kind of animal tells little white lies?

An amphibian.

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of bird is like a letter?

A jaybird.

What kind of cattle laugh?

Laughing stock.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of lock is on a hippie’s door?

A padlock.

What kind of meat doesn’t stand up?

Lean meat.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of paper can you tear?

Terrible (tearable) paper.

What kind of water can’t freeze?

Hot water.

What knights rode camels?

The Arabian Nights (knights). — Compiled by The Surfer