Q: How do you know when there’s an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: Where do polar bears put their money?
A: In snow banks
Q: How does a skeleton call his friends?
A: On a telebone!
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt Dalmatian
Q: When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays?
A: On a leap year!
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moooovies
Q: What day do potatoes hate the most?
Q: What kind of room can you eat?
A: A mushroom!
Q: What do you call an oyster that won’t share?
A: A selfish shellfish
Q: What happens when an egg laughs?
A: It cracks up!
Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that?
Host: Because you are eating from the dog’s bowl!
Q: What do you get if cross a line of Barbies?
A: A barbecue!
Q: What’s a horse’s favourite drink?
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
Q: What’s the best way to talk to a monster?
A: From a distance.
Q: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
A: The no-bell prize.— Compiled by The Surfer