WASHINGTON: As that great geopolitical theorist Carly Simon once observed, “We can never know about the days to come but we think about them anyway, yay”. She then went on to say, as ketchup lovers everywhere remember, “Anticipation, anticipation, is making me late . . . is keepin’ me waitin’.”

Of course, the tortures of anticipation are well known to observers of the slow-motion train wreck that has been Washington’s management of America’s financial situation, or the recent, interminable US presidential campaign, or the hideously slow path to oblivion followed by the Assad regime in Syria, or the painfully circular Eurofollies, not to mention the gradual but undeniable degradation of the planet’s environment that goes on year in and year out despite our clear knowledge about how to avoid the damage.

The time has come to say “enough”. We live in an age in which the average consumer expects instant gratification. There is no reason those who are interested in the bigger issues taking place in the world shouldn’t have it too. For that reason, we bring to you the top headlines that you will be looking back at when 2013 draws to a close 12 months from now. Think of it as the year in review, before it happens. Yay:

America recovers: Forget the fiscal cliff or the debt ceiling. Admittedly, that may seem difficult given the headlines of the moment. The clown show in Washington is diverting for inside the Beltway reporters and creates a kind of artificial drama that makes one periodically wonder if Kris Jenner were actually speaker of the House. But see the economy through the eyes of the market. Washington dithers but hops to when it gets slapped around enough by traders.

Meanwhile, there are winds at America's back: An energy boom. Housing markets recovering. Signs of resurgent growth in key sectors. Other big markets a little soft and international investors looking to the United States as a secure place where the real protection of intellectual property can spur innovation. Growth in Canada and Mexico. Insourcing as a real trend bringing jobs back to the United States. That's why smart market observers like Laszlo Birinyi, who were early to call the current bull market, expect record stock market highs in 2013. In his view, people are ready for the slump to be over and the prospect of a bull market will be irresistible.

China (and some of the rest of the world) recovers: American growth will help even if it is modest. But the United States can no longer be the world’s locomotive as it once was. It needs help. China hands I have spoken to think 8 to 9 per cent (or even slightly higher) growth in 2013 is likely. This would be a return to roughly 2011 growth levels after a 2012 slump that started to reverse during the second half of 2012. Europe experts think the worst of the crisis may be behind them. Some emerging markets may show signs of real life even as others (Brazil, Argentina, India) continue to struggle for a while. The net net: 2013 will be the year that the five-year slump associated with the Great Recession really comes to an end, even if many don’t feel the benefits for some time to come.

The Mideast trembles: Instability in Syria means problems for its neighbours, including Jordan (where refugees add to growing threats to King Abdullah and his family’s long reign in that country), Turkey, Israel, Iraq and Lebanon. As for Iraq, the year should see more stirrings of trouble in the country the United States invaded a decade ago and about which George W. Bush once declared “mission accomplished”. In fact, Obama and incoming Secretary of State John Kerry will find they spend much of the next four years trying to avoid having it look like both big American wars in the region actually resulted in on-the-ground realities that were the same or worse as the ones we found prior to going into those combat zones. Iran’s doubling its bets on Hezbollah also, of course, will have implications for its other client in the neighbourhood, Hamas, making Israel-Palestine peace talks harder.

Netanyahu irritates the world: A key to good prognosticating is always to throw in a few sure things. Predicting Netanyahu will irritate the world is like predicting that the US Congress will fail to come to grips with America’s deficit problem or that Lindsay Lohan will get in trouble with the law. We’ve seen this movie before. We don’t like it but when in doubt, the universe repeats itself. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, success breeds success, tomorrow’s weather has an 85 per cent likelihood of being the same as today’s, and the Israeli prime minister is-no doubt with the best of intentions — a dependable pain in the world’s tush.

No war with Iran: Iran has problems. Sanctions will make them worse. They want time. Nobody wants a war. Iran will test the world’s patience, push it to the brink, then “settle” . . . buying time until the next revelation that it is not playing by the rules and the next cycle of brinksmanship. In the end, this approach is more than likely to ensure they will become “nuclear capable” and trigger a new arms race in the region and among emerging powers everywhere. But that won’t happen in 2013. And that will pass as successful diplomacy — until it turns out to have extraordinarily high hidden costs.

Meet the new bosses: The year will see the departure of Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. In Venezuela, the death of Chavez after his long battle with cancer will produce a successor regime that is increasingly weaker but attempts for the near term to ride sympathy for the departed Bolivarian bully. In Iran, President Ahmadinejad was never in charge in the first place so while the guy who takes over the presidency may change, the power remains with the ayatollah-in-chief as it has since the revolution. In short, we won’t miss these guys when they go, but we’re likely to get new ones and new problems in their place, at least in the short term. In fact, with the Middle East a creeping mess and with developed countries focusing on bigger problems at home, we are in a period that may, like the 1960s, see the world’s major powers inclined to buy into a new era of strongmen who will keep a lid on their countries even if a few basic human rights have to get violated along the way. (Don’t worry, though, we’ll have elections so that the 21st century bastards smell nicer than the ones we had back when colonialism was in its death throes.)

America enacts immigration and gun reforms: The US Congress is dysfunctional — but it is not stupid. Ok, maybe it is stupid, too. But it is nothing if not self-interested. Some progress on some legislation will be made. Expect passage of bills on assault weapons and some ammo bans possibly even before we even get to the next round of fiscal brinksmanship.

Expect movement on immigration reform, which has supporters in both parties and should be easier in an economy trending upward. On everything else, expect the usual collective exercise in goat husbandry.

Gold bubble bursts: It has to happen sooner or later. Strengthening economies will soon lead to strengthening currencies. Or at least less aggressive US, Chinese, and European efforts to devalue their currencies. And when that happens people will start to realise that even golden trees don't grow to the sky.

Mexico and Indonesia are the ‘next BRICs’ everyone is talking about: Mexico will be the Brazil of 2013. (I know this because it was already the Brazil of 2012.) New regime. Finally likely to get to some Pemex reforms. Fourth-largest shale gas reserves in the world. As for Indonesia, this is the big country that emerging markets investors are starting think is showing renewed signs of life after a prolonged (15-year) struggle. Lots of people. Lots of energy. Low priced manufacturing. Close to big markets.

The year 2013 will also see big stories that are easy to predict but hard to fill in the details — more climate-driven disasters, more scandals in financial markets and among emerging markets elites. And it will see stories more important than all those above that don't get enough ink. Climate change is one of these of course.

And then, there is the greatest social failure of our era . . .

The larger looming story that troubles me even more is our continuing failure to protect women or their rights. The US in particular is going to face some very difficult choices in the year(s) ahead on this point. Are we so eager for closure in Afghanistan or stability elsewhere that we are complicit with putting in power regimes that will continue to suppress the majority population, deny them education, deny them protection under the law, allow them to be abused under the protection of barbarous and indefensible “cultural traditions?” Will countries like India continue their tradition of failing to enforce the law against rapists who prey on their women, as in the case of December’s horrifying Delhi gang rape? Will the gunmen who targeted Malala in Pakistan continue to seek to intimidate those who emulate the courageous schoolgirl? Will women continue to be under-represented economically and politically in almost every country in the world? My fear is that the answer will be “yes” and that in the year ahead we will see even the world’s most progressive and enlightened powers continue to feed the greatest global social failure of our age, by looking away and accepting the unacceptable.

By arrangement with the Washington Post/Bloomberg News Service