How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn’t have a web, he has a website!

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What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt!

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.

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Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn’t fit in the elevator

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When do astronauts eat?

At launch time

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What do you call a shoe made from banana peels?

A slipper!

***** Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae school

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What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?

A doughnut!

***** What would you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Sham-BOO!

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?

Fast food

***** What starts with E and ends with E, but only contains one letter?

An envelope

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What did the doctor say to the banana?

How ya peelin!

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What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?

A blackboard.— Compiled by The Surfer