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9th May, 2013
Pakistan-China relations: A history
Only China came to our rescue by sending an army of 77,000 chefs to Pakistan who prepared giant bowls of chicken corn soup, writes NFP.
Only China came to our rescue by sending an army of 77,000 chefs to Pakistan who prepared giant bowls of chicken corn soup, writes NFP.
29th April, 2013
Tender for running Pakistan
Influencing the bid evaluation process by means of bribery is strictly prohibited unless it is at least $50 million and made through proper channels.
Influencing the bid evaluation process by means of bribery is strictly prohibited unless it is at least $50 million and made through proper channels.
25th April, 2013
The power of the vote
Those who show us dreams of change have now given the masses the good news by announcing that within three weeks, the public will be living in a new Pakistan.
Those who show us dreams of change have now given the masses the good news by announcing that within three weeks, the public will be living in a new Pakistan.
18th April, 2013
Middle Indo-Pak: A Survey
NFP conducts the survey of surveys: 87 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis say they trust the media; 82 per cent of these also trust Jerry Springer.
NFP conducts the survey of surveys: 87 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis say they trust the media; 82 per cent of these also trust Jerry Springer.
11th April, 2013
The curious history of US-Pakistan relations
Just why Pakistanis kept testing their friendship with the US by starting hopeless wars with India is anybody’s guess: NFP.
Just why Pakistanis kept testing their friendship with the US by starting hopeless wars with India is anybody’s guess: NFP.
28th February, 2013
Kill the call
Every time you order food at a restaurant, make sure to ask about the sect of the food: ‘Is this keema Shia or Sunni?’
Every time you order food at a restaurant, make sure to ask about the sect of the food: ‘Is this keema Shia or Sunni?’
20th February, 2013
A positive column on Pakistan
Christians, Hindus, Sikhs and Ahmadis are living in enviable happiness compared to the horrible state that Muslims in Western countries are in.
Christians, Hindus, Sikhs and Ahmadis are living in enviable happiness compared to the horrible state that Muslims in Western countries are in.
7th February, 2013
Sweet little sixty-somethings
With everyone’s own understanding of a ‘good Muslim,’ who decides which Pakistani politician is Sadiq or Amin, asks NFP.
With everyone’s own understanding of a ‘good Muslim,’ who decides which Pakistani politician is Sadiq or Amin, asks NFP.
30th January, 2013
Principle standpoints in Al Bakistan V
Imran Khan is the last hope for change in Al Bakistan … but he is also the last hope for PPP to remain in power for the next five years.
Imran Khan is the last hope for change in Al Bakistan … but he is also the last hope for PPP to remain in power for the next five years.
3rd January, 2013
This is not a blog
“Accept our spiritual cucumber, or face the wrath of the great flood,” the New Agers and the Aryans told the grumpy cynics.
“Accept our spiritual cucumber, or face the wrath of the great flood,” the New Agers and the Aryans told the grumpy cynics.
1st January, 2013
Hats off!
You see, how intelligent our great leader-philosopher is? His approach is to prepare you for the worst and so you rejoice when it turns out not as bad.
You see, how intelligent our great leader-philosopher is? His approach is to prepare you for the worst and so you rejoice when it turns out not as bad.
26th December, 2012
Principle standpoints in Al Bakistan III
"Earthquake and floods in Pakistan was our test from God … but Sandy hurricane was God’s wrath on America for their arrogance."
"Earthquake and floods in Pakistan was our test from God … but Sandy hurricane was God’s wrath on America for their arrogance."
15th November, 2012
World of the news
A man shoots his avatar, committing virtual suicide while Pakistan launches its own site to counter YouTube, NFP presents today's headlines.
A man shoots his avatar, committing virtual suicide while Pakistan launches its own site to counter YouTube, NFP presents today's headlines.
30th October, 2012
Breaking News: Target killing attempt by dogs
The dogs, obviously under the command of extremists, pounced on the complainant aka uncle and ripped off a piece of his fancy Khaadi kurta.
The dogs, obviously under the command of extremists, pounced on the complainant aka uncle and ripped off a piece of his fancy Khaadi kurta.
6th October, 2012
Keel keel keel, khapay khapay khapay
"I told you, I don’t Fata in public! And neither does my party. I only Fata in private … and in front of some visiting American senators."
"I told you, I don’t Fata in public! And neither does my party. I only Fata in private … and in front of some visiting American senators."
8th August, 2012
Dream-fuelled Kit
I would like to request Aqua Waqas Al-kindi-wal-YouTube to develop an Aqua-fuel-led telescope to sight the moon on Eid-ul-Azha.
I would like to request Aqua Waqas Al-kindi-wal-YouTube to develop an Aqua-fuel-led telescope to sight the moon on Eid-ul-Azha.
2nd August, 2012
Science for the ummah
NFP writes about real Islamic Science and some of its inventions that have stunned the secular Western Judeo-Christian world.
NFP writes about real Islamic Science and some of its inventions that have stunned the secular Western Judeo-Christian world.
1st August, 2012
Finally the Swiss letter has been written
I am writing this Buchstabe (letter) to end the konflikt in al Bakistanisch as the government of PPP are illiterati and can only write SMS messages.
I am writing this Buchstabe (letter) to end the konflikt in al Bakistanisch as the government of PPP are illiterati and can only write SMS messages.
25th July, 2012
The caricature conundrum
Cartoonists in Pakistan are living in hard times – by the time we learn to draw the current prime minister, he gets fired.
Cartoonists in Pakistan are living in hard times – by the time we learn to draw the current prime minister, he gets fired.
19th July, 2012
Figuring Qasim: How Pakistan was won
Legend has it that Muhammad Bin Qasim actually came and liberated Sindh on a giant tsunami wave, writes NFP.
Legend has it that Muhammad Bin Qasim actually came and liberated Sindh on a giant tsunami wave, writes NFP.
