Presenting Mullah FM Bountyullah
O brothers, fathers and creatures from the rib! The time hath cometh to tune thy frequency to my sermons if thou seeketh salvation from thy sins.

Majlis-e-Mulligatawny
The sole Muslim nuclear power is being led by leader who is not even an Atchisonian!

Heart gets garden, garden, law gets harden, harden
The Azad Insaf Kitchen prepares another headline-grabbing broth called Zardari di nihari to serve to media personnel, opposition politicians and lawyers.

For whom the bell tolls
Any one who dares to cast an evil eye on Judiciary would turn into stone. No bloody civilian prime ministers can escape the rule of law.

Animal Farm at the Pastures of the Pure
Some mice of the Pastures of the Pure thought they were suffering from delusions of grandeur and some thought it was cheap Chinese cheese, writes NFP.

The grass eaters of Bakistan
Our enemies had to be defeated with our sense of ghairat, TV anchors, national songs, friendly fat terrorists and most of all, our proud grass chomping masses, writes NFP.

Ug Lee American runs into Hafiz Saeed in Lahore
"Our fortunes changed once we arrived in lovely Model Town. We spotted the absconder-that-isn’t on a leafy street, enjoying a leisurely gander."

Ug Lee American performs on Coke Studio
“There’s no better way for Pakistan and the US to celebrate together than by embracing our mutual strength: the capacity to croon.”

Salman Rushdie to write book on Imran Khan
Controversial novelist, author and your mother-in-law trapped in a middle-aged man’s body, Salman Rushdie, announced in London that he is…

At the Bin Qasims
Welcome people to the first Bin Qasim Award Ceremony in which we hand out this new award to all those…

Ug Lee American takes on the PTI trolls
For the first time since announcing my intention to become Pakistan’s first American president, I confess that I am worried.…

Ug Lee American visits the GHQ
My name is Ug. Ug Lee American. Last October 3, I announced my candidacy for president of Pakistan. On November…

An open letter to Mansoor Ijaz
Dear Mr. Ijaz, Is it OK if I call you Mansoor? Never mind, let’s stick with Mr. Ijaz, you are…

Notes on a scandal
Apart from being Pakistan’s first –gate scandal, in many ways, Memogate is the perfect scandal.

My dog ate my memo
Pakistan’s ambassador to Papua New Guinea, Mr. Husain Luckani has been accused by a Papua New Guinean columnist and businessman,…

Ug Lee American hits campaign trail
My name is Ug. Ug Lee American. On October 3, I declared my candidacy for president of Pakistan. I presented…

Peace cheese
Peace is finally at hand. The All Parties Conference (APC) held recently in Islamabad, has come up with a wholly…

Announcing Pakistan’s first American presidential candidate
My name is Ug. Ug Lee American. And I am running for president. Of Pakistan, that is. My dear Pakistanis,…

The GMG: A history
Groovy Media Guys (GMG) is a group of superheroes operating in the cities of Pakistan.
 
They advocate religious tolerance through…

Eid moon madness
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_______________________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________________ Nadeem F. Paracha is a cultural critic and senior columnist for …