Murtaza Ali Jafri
Photo courtesy: Creative Commons Everyone has their own theory on how to improve Pakistan. The typical answers are a...
Published 01 Feb, 2011 01:32pm
I am proud to announce that I have solved all of our nation’s problems. We do not need to end corruption, inflation,...
Published 05 Nov, 2010 12:15pm
Due to a lack of anything mildly related to cricket in our near future (our tour in England was considered a 'Home...
Published 15 Sep, 2010 11:58am
Every Pakistani who has ever felt wronged by our esteemed law-enforcement agency will have a visceral reaction to...
Published 06 Aug, 2010 03:04pm
Academia is boring, studying is tedious and degrees are useless. Kids go to school or college to socialise and hang...
Published 20 Jul, 2010 02:40pm
Dear Britain, Has anyone told you how amazing you guys are? Well let me clarify – we love you. You guys are...
Published 01 Jul, 2010 12:46pm
I am extraordinarily glad that the government is so concerned about its own safety. After all, running Pakistan is ...
Published 19 May, 2010 04:15pm
I will always love Superman: he fights for peace, justice, and the American (err… Pakistani?) way. I think he...
Published 04 May, 2010 04:40pm
Pakistanis need a new kind of political force to sweep the nation, and no, not another sycophantic NGO or dissident...
Published 14 Apr, 2010 06:20pm
It is a well acknowledged fact that men and women think differently. What those differences are, however, remain...
Published 18 Mar, 2010 05:54pm
Last month, the Punjab Assembly resolved to ban all late-night call packages offered by mobile telecommunications...
Published 10 Mar, 2010 05:44pm
I'm often informed what tragically difficult lives women lead, from being genetically forced to bear children to...
Published 24 Feb, 2010 01:32pm
I hate to break to all the women out there, but men are not stupid, boorish, or simply clueless (well, at least 90...
Published 17 Feb, 2010 03:13pm