Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: THE PANTHER AND THE HYENA

CLIFTONIA: THE PANTHER AND THE HYENA

All animals drink chamomile tea, but some drink it more than others… to escape the woke curse. Presenting a Cliftonian fable… Published 06 Oct, 2024 09:12am
CLIFTONIA: TO PORTUGAL WITH LOVE

CLIFTONIA: TO PORTUGAL WITH LOVE

With Canadia losing its sheen, the Cliftonian elite have a new obsession, but it has one esteemed citizen torn between familiar Published 08 Sep, 2024 07:21am
CLIFTONIA: WOKED!

CLIFTONIA: WOKED!

The mighty roar that disturbed the slumber of the Octopus ruler has his viziers on tenterhooks, as they face their greatest Published 11 Aug, 2024 08:32am
CLIFTONIA: CREME DE LA SOUR CREME

CLIFTONIA: CREME DE LA SOUR CREME

A new organisation to oversee everything in the Republic has been formed to tackle governance challenges. But can it fulfil Published 16 Jun, 2024 07:56am
CLIFTONIA: HEARTY CONJUGATIONS

CLIFTONIA: HEARTY CONJUGATIONS

Eos presents further excerpts from a schoolbook charting out the Republic of Cliftonia’s history Published 21 Apr, 2024 08:19am
CLIFTONIA: FACE TO FACE

CLIFTONIA: FACE TO FACE

In an exclusive, General GHQ interviews himself and assures Cliftonians everything will be OK Published 25 Feb, 2024 07:25am
CLIFTONIA: FOUNTS OF WISDOM

CLIFTONIA: FOUNTS OF WISDOM

Cliftonia’s top podcasters get together on one platform, with unsurprisingly explosive results Published 10 Dec, 2023 08:20am
CLIFTONIA: CHILDREN OF LIGHT

CLIFTONIA: CHILDREN OF LIGHT

The International Cliftonian Museum of Enlightened Rationalism celebrates the icons of Cliftonia and their real inspirational Published 12 Nov, 2023 07:01am
CLIFTONIA: CLIFTONOMICS TO THE RESC UE

CLIFTONIA: CLIFTONOMICS TO THE RESC UE

Patriotic hard-working Cliftonians from across Whatsapp groups have devised a plan to rescue the country’s flailing economy Published 17 Sep, 2023 06:03am
CLIFTONIA: MOON RIVER AND ME

CLIFTONIA: MOON RIVER AND ME

A brand new, multibillion dollar, real estate scheme has been launched, to turn the dark side of the moon into a Cliftonia of … Published 25 Jun, 2023 05:12am
CLIFTONIA: UNPRECEDENTED LEAKAGE

CLIFTONIA: UNPRECEDENTED LEAKAGE

The problems of the upper echelons of Cliftonia come to light, as an anonymous source leaks audio tapes of several conversations… Published 28 May, 2023 09:58am
CLIFTONIA: EXTRA-CURRICULAR CURRICULUMS

CLIFTONIA: EXTRA-CURRICULAR CURRICULUMS

Eos gets access to a list of approved questions compiled for school textbooks by the upper echelons of the Republic of Cliftonia Published 30 Apr, 2023 07:04am