awesome, groovy another gem from NFP.

LOL Al-yay! Btw, America according to Lollywood heading is a little misplaced. Fix it.

Is it only me or someone else also noticed the change in NFP's style? Nonetheless, a good one.

Lol

This is so good

No "India according to Lollywood" post. That's disappointing.

The best one is that how we see outside world - any idea why they give polio drop to women of 70 year old

thumbs up NFP.

Hilarious! A good laugh!

Amazing. These pictures convey the prejudices, bang on.

@Farida they administer polio drop to a lady aged 70 because she can be a carrier of polio virus and transport it.

V nice, Keep it up ,Dawn ! Among my fav world newspapers .

These are funny.

Excellent satire once again by NFP. Totally takes Lollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood depiction of Pakistan to the cleaners. Also hilarious was how Lollywood sees America. :)

I just had to comment- Its too funny. Keep it up :) please do a part II :) where bollywood always wins from the last ball six (Sharjah did scar them pretty bad) and how ISI always has girls under cover who only fail cos they fall for an Indian agent.

There should be a law against reading vintage NFP in offices! Hilarious!

This could be big.

WOw NFP... its only you who can see through biases people of different cultures have :-)

Lol!! Very funny

lol , "

Hilarious! But I'm so sure there are some idiots who have no clue behind NFP's satire here.

I specially loved how Hollywood and Bollywood stereotypes Pakistan.

NFP- you made me smile today as I was having a rotten week.I feel better now.

@Amit: Read Pakistan according to Bollywood.. Same applies!

:-)

Simply brilliant!!!!!!!

Hilllllllllllllllllarious! Probably the best thing I have read in Dawn.com eversince I started visiting this site. Keep it up! Laughing together at the follies of all of us builds bridges better than anything else.

Al-grocercy-ul-breakfast-wal-dynamite! Hilarious!

Super stuff. NFP is right: All three, Lollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood have myopic and silly perceptions about Pakistan.

Awesome.... good stuff for laugh.... but it shows how badly the medium of movies is used to create such thoughts, which promote hatred among nations / people.

Good One

Nice! Actually, whether it's Bollywood, Hollywood, or anyone else outside Pakistan - everyone views Pakistan in the same light. Not saying it's right - but that's just how it is. We can all share a good laugh at this satire, though...

Nice work, hillarious .........

NFP, do you have the slightest idea how cool you are

Very funny! Really!

What about all Pakistanis wearing taveez and skull caps and talking in Lucknowi urdu.

@Ravi - that is so true. And even men have kajal or surma in their eyes.

Hahaha awesome

Nice ...

You know what is funny? The Indian media does actually portray Pakistan like that :O

just loved it.

So close to reality NFP, in fact one Holly movie "Independence day" they are showing 100s of panicked Indians assembled in front of TajMahal and praying for the safety......

Amazing! Mind blowing Ideas and great Illusions

Amjad Parveen; haha, couldn't be any better! Al-Yayyyy! :D NFP sure knows how to 'crack' it up!

Haha! Very true, specially, hollywood through lollywood

"India according to Lollywood" please.

the best one was... Dad I am gay.

this is tooo good :D

@Farida Unfortunately, Farida, there is a new development discovered recently. It is called Polio Relapse Syndrome. We had a panel of victims as old as 80+ who shared their stories with us. In fact, the Rotary is examining how it can collaborate with medical agencies and NGOs to see how they can stem the curse.

Cringe-worthy at best.

Terrific NFP, you nailed every mindset, I appreciate your observation on our Indian audience. You proved, generalization is a laziness towards deeper thinking of a problem, it leads towards ridiculous and unrealistic conclusions. Without better understanding of each other it will be easy to be enemy of each other.

Awesome!

Excellent - simpley too good. Brilliant!

wow, very relevant and true, but u may add some more expressions, like barhkain, use of weapon, burqa wearing, etc.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlllaaaaaa

LOL. Rip roaring. Nadeem you were right on Bollywood and Hollywood. Not so on the other two.

@Rajdeep YEah I remember even in the movie Armageddon when they're showing people all across the world praying (and then rejoicing) at the planet being saved, they show a million people gathered infront of the Taj Mahal when they're showing India. lol. That was back in 1998 and not much has changed since...

LOL... This was funny ! Kudos from India

Very funny

Wow! indeed. Very artistic and creative perspective. I began to think what if...What if Pakistan and India became really good friends and then there were many cultural exchanges and people began to trust each other...What if the borders opened up and there was free movement of people between the two countries...the borders had no military presence but a few special helpers to help people crossing either way. What if people began to call them Indians and Pakistanis, not Hindus and Muslims. What will be the perspective between India and Pakistan then? Something to imagine. Possible, sure. It entirely depends on the visionary leadership of each country. How probable is that?

Wallah NFP!!

"Almost every single Pakistani was involved in planning the Mumbai attacks

Al-yayyyy,hilarious.

Mr. Nadeem, you always write the best articles.

Awesome, NFP. Al yay - lol

Al-Yayyyyyyyyy

Epic. couldn't stop smiling early morning at workplace during breakfast while going through this fantastic collection. Bravo and Al YAYEE :-)

hilarious, keep on :)

Bang bang bannnnnggg. You did it again!!!. NFP Come to Texas and Diner/drinks on me.

NFP has done it again!!!! You have just made my day. Started my day with this article. Well, it has an underlining statement. All people, irrespective of the geographical, cultural and religious divisions are similar. They love peace and want to be happy. Here in my city (Pune, Maharashtra, India), my friends gang includes an a Pakistani guy, an Iranian, French and English (we are part of the same college). We have awesome fun. There is not a spec of mistrust or politics. This is what I want the world to be. No politics and war. Let's open our gates to our neighbours. They share our gene pool afterall.

Well NFP, changing the recipe is a good thing to do and that is what you have did. Keep writing, after all its a RAT RACE.

What if all this was true?

Reading NFP always give me inferiority complex. Why don't we have any like him here in India.

@John What if you're s was just wishful thinking?

y r good young men supposed to be muscular?

Excellent satire, as always,NFP.

had a roll on the floor laugh!! :-) awesome !!

Real nice...rep

It was good that I read it second time, but I observe that some of the pictures have been removed. Not sure why!

NFP is growing some grey cells even as his hair grow grey ! For once no hate or envy being projected...but much fun. Rather well done. Much appreciate.

Big LoL :)

Brilliant!

No one says groovy anymore

Sirjee, Aap great ho. Love your articles, keep them coming! best wishes, S

@Ahsan polio drops does not kill the polio virus it just help to develop immunity in child from polio infection. So administring polio drops to women of 70 yrs is foolish act.

NFP as usual masterpiece. Really loved it.

That's my photo! The guard from Wagah Border is my photo. Probably found from instagram @theOutliers_pk I'm happy to see it enjoyed but since you didn't credit me, I might as well credit myself.

Perfect ...... Great

Excellent Article. Very well Thought Out.