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In a few hours, Pakistan will be facing West Indies in another group match of the World Cup 2015. The pressure is on. Both teams have lost their first games. Both will be keen on conquering this one.
But one man may be the game changer.
A close examination of Chris Gayle's Instagram and Twitter accounts suggest Team Green is doomed.
For one, Gayle owns super glasses. The fact that they appear broken on one side is no comfort...
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And he can bat with just about anything...
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He's also super prepped for those toe-crushers.
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Super, super prepped...
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I mean REALLY ready...
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He just couldn't be any readier...
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OK STOP, please! Enough with the feet!
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Also, Gayle can sport anything from Deepak Perwani...
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To Mubasher Lucman...
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More importantly, would our boys really want the reincarnation of Bob Marley to lose?
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Or Snoop Dogg, for that matter...
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Or Lasith Malinga...
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Or Jack Sparrow...
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I mean, the REAL Jack Sparrow...
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And finally, who would want to win against Gayle and lose out on a Gangnam performance...
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Feb 20, 2015 09:01pm
Awesome
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Feb 20, 2015 09:15pm
awesome..awesome
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Feb 20, 2015 09:16pm
Chris... Watch out... Afridi is coming :)
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Feb 20, 2015 09:24pm
Yo my mann !!
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Feb 20, 2015 09:28pm
I don't think so. This match is going to be the battle of the underdogs. These guys got cleaned out by Ireland - Pakistan suffered the same at India's hands, but at least in our case we had a worthy opponent.
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Feb 20, 2015 09:28pm
just goes to show how professional athletes relax themselves before big games, specially when their team is down. Pakistanis can learn something from it. They really don't have to go for foot massages but they definitely can find other ways to relax. Cheers!
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Feb 20, 2015 09:29pm
Cool
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Feb 20, 2015 09:30pm
Bring it on....
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Feb 20, 2015 09:38pm
Another N. Paracha in making
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Feb 20, 2015 09:41pm
Fabulous sense of humour, whoever wrote this ....
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Feb 20, 2015 09:45pm
Pakistan should be terrifed of their own team BATTING first.
Afradi, Umer cannot be tusted.
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Feb 20, 2015 09:47pm
Gayle!, you DA MAAN.
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Feb 20, 2015 09:51pm
Fearsome
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Feb 20, 2015 10:06pm
His feet are too valuable to him. Attack the toes with yorkers.
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Feb 20, 2015 10:16pm
Historically, when he gets feet massage or get relaxed like this, he brings the bad news for the opposition team. I can simply wish men in green a " very best of luck". Also MIG's without Hafeez. Gayle storm usually tamed by him. Unfortunately, no Professor this time.Hope Gayle does not show us" Mccallum on Fire" part II on Saturday.
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Feb 20, 2015 10:21pm
Well, he is a character, a pleasant one.
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Feb 20, 2015 10:29pm
okay now i want gayle to win ... :D
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Feb 20, 2015 10:32pm
@Shahid Pak needs to be more careful. Your statement has given the reason. WI go thrashed by Ireland so West Indies must be in no mood of picnic now. They will attack Pak aggressively. Also, do not take any team light. Just pray that our team qualifies for QF's.
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Feb 20, 2015 10:37pm
awaiting at 3 o clock....with BOOM BOOM Lala HERE ....
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Feb 20, 2015 10:42pm
haha.....good job. Was quite funny
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Feb 20, 2015 10:44pm
@Ali S - WI loss to Ireland is much much worse than Pakistan losing to India. I feel Pak should approach this game with more confidence
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Feb 20, 2015 11:28pm
If Lala, Yonis Shehzad do not fire this time, fire them!
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Feb 20, 2015 11:28pm
@khurram Khan it was meant for Ali S and not Mr. Shahid.
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Feb 20, 2015 11:34pm
He is just not as good as he pretends to be.More politician and famous for creating groups in West Indies ,constant head ache for West Indies Board.He needs to focus on his batting which is certainly doom.
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Feb 21, 2015 12:40am
Thanks Dawn we needed a laugh.
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Feb 21, 2015 12:45am
@Goga Nalaik - i have been following cricket for 30 years and i have yet to find afridi as team player! what has he achieved for pakistan?..he has played almost 400 ODI's with average of about 23. he was made captain of Test team and retire after only one test as captain. He only plays for himself and does well against weak bowling.
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Feb 21, 2015 12:48am
I want those golden shoes please. Somebody?????
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Feb 21, 2015 01:11am
Thats what I love abt WI, its a fun side and simply enjoys the game. Good luck from Pakistan.
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Feb 21, 2015 01:35am
We absolutely must win today. Losing to India was bad but losing to WI will be devastating.
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Feb 21, 2015 01:40am
Comedian!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 21, 2015 01:49am
I think this is the ghost, one of our cricketers saw in his hotel room. Don't worry he is a friendly ghost like casper. But then a ghost is a ghost who knows he might scare you'll.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:16am
Gayle is no doubt, one of the best batmen of the cricket history, more than that he is also the most stylish player that cricketing world could ever see. At last but not the least he is the best entertainer we could ever see in cricketing community.Best of luck to both teams whoever wins, no matter, but I am waiting for Gayle being on fire
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Feb 21, 2015 02:24am
Now this is STYLE
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Feb 21, 2015 02:25am
Awesumness
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Feb 21, 2015 11:20am
@Goga Nalaik .... 10 Afridees aren't equal to 1 Chris.
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Feb 21, 2015 04:03pm
@Goga Nalaik Its time to pickle Afridi in Vinegar and keep in a jar for years!!
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