Hahaha...best piece ever. I liked most the one about wearing an Umbrella on head....LOL

Proof that PM Nawaz's tummy rumbles louder than a tank

hilarious! NFP, you are superb in making fun out of seriousness.

Brilliant NFP !

the punch line is "I gave you the suit, I want it back"

I started a joke that makes the whole world crying for i did not see that the joke was on me....we don't make jokes. we just watch the government and report the facts and those are good enough jokes for me....

Loved your timely article, when terrorism has pushed everybody to seriousness.

thery will demand their money as well in future if?

NFP You make me proud to be a Pakistani. God bless.

its my tummy... ha ha ha...

Nice piece of work. sarcastic and beautiful but not insulting.

Nice! I bet NFP had to really "restrain himself" and "toning down" the satire!! ...but so true!

You gonaaa kill us......by laughing.. Another master piece ...and peace

Prince: So, about those troops… PM: We have prepared some really great dishes for you. Prince: That’s nice to know. Now, about those troops… PM: …including roasted houbara bustards. Prince: That’s nice…what? Roasted bustards! YUM! PM: Now, about those troops.. Prince: What troops? Lol. Awesome depiction. Made My Day. NFP You are awesome as ever. Thumbs up.

Lol, good one. keep it coming on all news.

Super, your satire are best in business!!

What a sense of humour!! Brilliant!

Nadeem Janab, that was classic!

LOL,You made us laugh again NFP Bhaijaan...The way you find humour in serious situations is incredible.Thank you!!!

So far PM has done a very good job for not taking sides. Keep it up! Army also needs to get some credit for so far wise decision. Opposition parties should not do political scoring including IK. It is damaging his reputation even more!

ha haa haaa! Made my day.

oh wow! really liked the point about Nawaz's tummy sound, so funny article.

hahhahah.. very good!

haha so funny that I might just die laughing

nice!

@Hassan Sir, Opposition parties in Pakistan have acted very responsibly in this matter of grave importance. They always have. Your comment was totally unwarranted because the government took the decisions it did only because of a National Consensus- and includes the support of ALL stake-holders. Let the opposition and the judiciary do their part in this dire need of time. Rebuilding Pakistan. Thank you, Sir.

Pretty good....... my feeling is that this is exactly how it went down.

"I gave you that suit. I want it back!" Hahaha Lovely stuff as usual Your fan

Hilarious! It made my day! :'))

good one.

Hallarious, Esp the tummy one! :D

hahaha awesome best is of Nawaz tummy.....sounds like tanks

Pak-Saudi Frindship Zindabad

Portrayed the real picture. Excellent.

Hahaha very funny.

@inam_naveed That's what I love about NFP's satirical pieces. He manages to crack great punchlines without ever being insulting or crude. His satire is as cool and subtle as he is. And extremely decent, yet effective.

Classic

Nawaz Sharif proved to be smarter than prince. After all!!

Excellently exposed real faces.

Haaaa Haaaaa........Unbelievably funny!

Brilliant - loved it mate - Excellent

Needed a laugh and I got one. Thanks.

Very entertaining and funny....

It is always good if we can laugh at ourselves. It is just humor and means no disrespect. It lightens the mood and helps lower the frustrations we face in our daily life. Kudos to the writer...

Funny !

LOOOOL damnnn I spilled some tea on my key board while trying not to burst in laughter ... NFP Rocks !!!!

Brilliant piece of writing Mr. Paracha.

Very funny ! the innocent houbara bustard thanks you for bringing this issue into the limelight.

Hahaha, very funny and witty, wearing the houbara comment just priceless.

Great fun. No Pakistani troops or involvement in the conflict

Nice column with hilarious truth.I like it NFP.

I love this . This was the best article of truth in all the years I have been reading DAWN! Yes that includes the time I spent in my beloved country off Pakistan.

Hilarious! Nadeem Bhai is the best :-)

Takes a bright person to send a message out with humour and Nadeem fits the bill.

LOL...Pretty funny!!

The last one about suite is funny

Hhahaheha..... Nice fun.. Enjoyed alot...

hahahahahah....

Hahha! I am in laughing fits! This is too good! Lol Pakistani government! Imagine how uncomfortable they would feel with all the "saying no" to the Sauds. But at the same time, I think it is a good exercise for our politicians to learn and say no when things are not in favor of our own well-being.

Niceeee fUn......

Always fantastic Paracha

Hilarious.. you nailed it man

Brilliant humor Nadeemsaab

So true. So funny.

LOL, hilarious

pure genius

The jist of the article is," I gave you the suit. I want it back>" Spoke volumes on the relationship between the Saudis and Pakistan.

Supperb!!! Brilliant!

Saudi benefactors feel at home in Pakistan and can take things for granted in the land of pure because they have already poured billions of petro-dollars to the country's rulers.

Marvelous Piece

I Gave you that Suit, I want it back..HAHHAHA great one

YesMaster.NoMaster

Only Paracha can cut a parchi like that

Yes that's way to keep strategic planning behind the green door

Good one Paracha Sahib :)

I think food is better than Tanks. Lol!

excellent

really groovy!

That was Epic. Regards

Very humourous.

Hilarious NFP ! You alleviated my stress

Brilliant :D

Beautiful depicting the true picture of Pakistani political condition.

brilliant.

awesome!

brilliantly written!

outstanding as usual!

Indeed! A lovely satirical piece.

A good one. I liked the most the 'disclaimer' line.

'I gave you that suit. I want it back.' sums up the story. Nice one indeed!

Hahahaha... Good one :)

lol

Brilliant as always

Love the sense of humor.

Very nice. Probably fairly accurate as well...

The Best

It is come to this that we have to put a dosclaimer that the aricle is SATIRE. Golly!!

Best and true reflection of everything...

hahaha thats so hilarious !!

Welcome wa welcome. Falcon wa falcon. Hilarious.

I am thankful to NP for this. I hope the government doesn't find it funny and laughs it off. This is a serious matter and they should be ashamed of it.

thats deadly man, superb

its just my tummy music .. loll :D

Nicely done. Could you please do a piece on corruption and incompetence of police force?

Pure gold, NFP!

Simply AWSOME !! One of the best yet!