This Bakra Eid...: A fly-on-the-wall review
NP gives us the inside scoop on Bakra Eid.
Nadeem F. Paracha
Published
September 1, 2016
IK’s bakras go missing…
Bakras on the PM’s mind…
Bhai in trouble
A special time for the faithfuls…
Not so for Zardari
Modi poking Balochistan again…
That last selfie with the in-crowd…
And this is all Azhar could say…
Disclaimer: This article is categorised as satire.
Nadeem F. Paracha is a cultural critic and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com. He is also the author of two books on the social history of Pakistan, End of the Past and The Pakistan Anti-Hero.
He tweets @NadeemfParacha
Comments (39) Closed
Ehsan
Sep 01, 2016 03:30pm
In Jail, hahaha..
Recommend
0
Ahmad
Sep 01, 2016 03:30pm
LOL!!!! Love all of them, specially the last selfie with the in-crowd. :D
Recommend
0
N_Saq
Sep 01, 2016 03:31pm
As usual hilarious :)
Recommend
0
Salazar
Sep 01, 2016 03:44pm
This was really good. Lagai raho Paracha bhai.
Recommend
0
SSH
Sep 01, 2016 03:52pm
This bakra ... sorry satire is very nice..... :)
Recommend
0
Pakistani
Sep 01, 2016 03:53pm
Bhai in trouble hahaha the best one!!
Recommend
0
Farhan
Sep 01, 2016 03:53pm
NFP, we Pakistanis love you.
God bless.
Recommend
0
Amer RAO
Sep 01, 2016 03:54pm
Advance Eid Mubarak to All.
Recommend
0
Journal_Pasha
Sep 01, 2016 03:57pm
Baaaa..........!
Recommend
0
farhan
Sep 01, 2016 03:59pm
aala NFP
Recommend
0
Combaticus
Sep 01, 2016 04:01pm
Yes Azhar will soon become the scapeGOAT !
Baaaa
Recommend
0
adnan
Sep 01, 2016 04:01pm
this one for Altaf bhai is awesome!
Recommend
0
Mudassir Hussain Azeemabadi
Sep 01, 2016 04:04pm
Simply brilliant!
Recommend
0
Rebellion
Sep 01, 2016 04:04pm
Baaaaaaaaaawesome....
Recommend
0
Faisal
Sep 01, 2016 04:14pm
BLA hahaha.
Recommend
0
Ahmad
Sep 01, 2016 04:27pm
Khan Saab's bakras go missing too. :D
Recommend
0
TINA
Sep 01, 2016 04:58pm
The most hilarious was the self with the in-crowd Lol!
Recommend
0
Kashif
Sep 01, 2016 05:15pm
Amazing!
Recommend
0
Muhammad Aijaz Umer
Sep 01, 2016 05:29pm
At least you provided a joyful moment to all .
Recommend
0
Ghalib
Sep 01, 2016 06:16pm
BLA was classic
Recommend
0
Ikfans
Sep 01, 2016 06:25pm
In Jail :)
Recommend
0
Saad Khan
Sep 01, 2016 06:27pm
Last selfie with the in crowd...too cool
Recommend
0
Ali
Sep 01, 2016 06:52pm
hahaha Superb
Recommend
0
Lahori Kid
Sep 01, 2016 07:50pm
Lol!
But they also include one with Sheikh Rasheed, saying "Ye bs last bakra eid hy."
Recommend
0
Bombaiyaa
Sep 01, 2016 07:53pm
@farhan - for once i thought you said it in marathi (language spoken in maharashtra state of india, mumbai is the capital city)... aala is (come) in marathi..so it means 'HERE COMES NFP'.....reckon it means 'top class' in urdu.... :)
Recommend
0
Badar
Sep 01, 2016 08:16pm
Simply great NFP
Recommend
0
Ismail jalalzai
Sep 01, 2016 08:48pm
fanatstic in Jail hahahha
Recommend
0
BUBBLES
Sep 01, 2016 09:42pm
HAHAHAAAHAAA....
Recommend
0
Aftab, NJ
Sep 01, 2016 10:15pm
@SP NFP?
Recommend
0
Mujaahid
Sep 02, 2016 01:13am
Jackpot. No emoticon for these.
Recommend
0
imran Khan
Sep 02, 2016 03:35am
Hahahah..Dekho Dekho Kon ayya...hahhahha
Recommend
0
Dr. Khurram
Sep 02, 2016 05:52am
Lovely... loved them all...
Recommend
0
Umar
Sep 02, 2016 10:48am
Lol.. NFP nailed it again...!!!
Recommend
0
k p rao chennai
Sep 02, 2016 11:33am
Simply hilarious
Recommend
0
Your Brother in Islam from Pak
Sep 02, 2016 09:28pm
Love it Nadeem.
Thanks.
Recommend
0
Saima
Sep 02, 2016 09:36pm
BLA .... too good !!!
Recommend
0
Ayub
Sep 03, 2016 07:37am
Very interesting.
Recommend
0
Agha Ata
Sep 04, 2016 05:44am
Speaking of the sacrifice, is MQM going to sacrifice Altaf for the salvation of MQM?
Recommend
0
Fayzee
Sep 04, 2016 10:20am
Satire toe aap par khatam hai NFP.
Recommend
0