LONDON: Rolling Stones fans are trying to get copies of a local London newspaper after the group placed a spoof advert apparently teasing their long-awaited new album.

Hackney Gazette senior editor Simon Murfitt said he had been unaware of the ad for the Hackney Diamonds glass repair firm until readers started to write in asking for souvenir copies.

“It’s very exciting to have such a massive band announcing their new album in our papers, especially in such a cryptic manner,” he added.

“I have already had several emails requesting back copies and no doubt the papers will become collectors’ items for music fans.” The cryptic ad, which also appeared in sister title the Islington Gazette, references several of the band’s best-known songs including (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, Gimme Shelter and Shattered.

Hackney Diamonds is believed to be the title of the Stones’ new album — the first since drummer Charlie Watts’ death — which is reportedly due out in September.

Hackney Diamonds is English slang for the shards of glass left scattered on the ground after smash-and-grab robberies.

The ad went on: “Open­ing our new store on Mare Street, Septem­ber 2023. Our friendly team promises you satisfaction when you say gimme shelter we’ll fix your shattered windows.” Clues that the ad was not for a bona fide east London glass repair business included a miniature version of the band’s famed lips logo to dot the letter i.

Published in Dawn, August 26th, 2023

Editorial

Balochistan outreach
Updated 11 Apr, 2025

Balochistan outreach

Terrorists must be dealt with firmly, but engaging in political activity cannot be equated with terrorism.
PSL season
11 Apr, 2025

PSL season

THE build-up to the 10th season of the Pakistan Super League, cricket’s most lucrative product in the country, has...
Student woes
11 Apr, 2025

Student woes

BRIGHT young Pakistanis face an uncertain future in the US. The Trump administration, not content with merely...
Mineral wealth
Updated 10 Apr, 2025

Mineral wealth

The Baloch unrest is partly the result of the belief that the province’s resources are being used for the rest of the country rather than for Balochistan’s economic development.
Senate shortfalls
10 Apr, 2025

Senate shortfalls

THE latest Citizens’ Report by Pildat on the performance of the Senate of Pakistan is a sobering account of...
Crypto coup
10 Apr, 2025

Crypto coup

IT is quite the coup. One of the most recognisable names in the global cryptocurrency market has been roped in by ...