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Principle standpoints in Al-Absurdistan
Principle standpoints in Al Bakistan II
Principle standpoints in Al Bakistan III
Principle standpoints in Al Bakistan IV
Osama bin Laden’s killing in Abbotabad was a drama staged by the CIA in 2011. He had died in 2005 because of his ailments (Ahmadinijad)….but his four children from his Saudi wife, Fatah, were born in Al Bakistan and one in a government hospital in Abbotabad.
Of the two sisters of the Kalabagh family, one sister Sumera Malik is in PML-N, a party of status quo and corrupt politicians….but her sister Ayla Malik is in PTI, who is against status quo and a staunch supporter of revolution in Al Bakistan.
Criticising the government and politicians is our democratic right….but criticising religious politicians is Islamophobia and an attack on religion.
Al Bakistani umpire Asad Rauf was caught in a sex scandal in India and no fatwa was issued against him because we Al Bakistanis don’t interfere in personal lives of others….but Veena Malik brought a bad name to Al Bakistan.
Religious parties’ (JUI) favourite election symbol is the book and MMA fought the 2003 elections with the book as their election symbol, they want people to stamp on the book (their election symbol)...but they are against women reading the book. (Women voters were not allowed to vote in Malakand in the 2003 elections).
Al Bakistan is not a theocratic state and the Constitution is supreme and the judges are the sole interpreters of the Constitution….but the Federal Shariat Court can strike down any article in the Constitution if it’s against Sharia.
The Muslims of the subcontinent were refused modern education during the British colonial period and in protest formed deoband madrassahs to revive Islamic learning in Persian and Arabic….but the Hindus conspired to keep Muslims from modern education to get government jobs.
Three Afghan rupees were equal to one Al Bakistani rupee before the withdrawal of the Soviet Union.…but after the Mujahideen came to power, Afghan currency rate was 10 rupees per kilo of Afghan currency. (It is now again 1 Afghani = 2 rupees).
We don’t have decent schools for our children. Al Bakistan stands second in global ranking of out-of-school children with 57.3 per cent children in the 3-5 age group not enrolled in any school in the rural areas and 65.5 per cent mothers being in the illiterate category... but we have the Higher Education Commission that has billions of funds for foreign scholarships.
The Afghan Mujahideen were first sheltered by Z A Bhutto and the Taliban were created by American puppets, Benazir Bhutto and Nasir ullah Babar….but they killed Benazir Bhutto at the behest of America.
Two Black Hawks were downed by General Farah Aidid with the support of Osama bin Laden. The rescue operation of the UN forces was attacked and 24 Al Bakistani soldiers were killed in Somalia….but Osama was trained by America.
Al Bakistan Army is a puppet of America and our rulers are dictated by Americans…..but we created the atom bomb against the dictation of America and mostly our retired generals are anti-Americans.
Al Bakistan was the last refuge of the Muslims of India….and now it’s the last refuge of the Afghan Taliban, Uzbek, Chechen, Egyptians, Saudis, Algerians and Yemeni Arab and many more ghazis and purisrar bandays.
Imran Khan is the last hope of PTI for change in Al Bakistan.…but he is also the last hope of PPP to remain in power for the next five years.
No Muslim can have a tattoo on his body….therefore, Blackwater is responsible for all terrorist attacks in Al Bakistan.
The restoration of judges’ movement told Al Bakistanis that a lack of justice is giving rise to extremism and economic hardships of the country. The lawyers movement promised to solve 50 per cent of all of Al Bakistan’s problems after the restoration of judges and getting rid of Musharraf....but the rise in terrorism and downward economy in Al Bakistan is because of an inefficient government.
Our president, judges, army chiefs, politicians and bureaucrats proudly display their caste’s names…but we should discourage ethnic, sectarian, provincial and linguistic identities and be proud of our Al Bakistani identity.
Al Bakistanis leave their country because of a lack of job opportunities, protection of life and property and basic necessities of life….but, jihadi and sectarian outfits get majority of their funds from expatriates.
With Saudis funding 80 per cent of Barelvis in Al Bakistan are now down to 50 per cent and 80 per cent madrassahs are under the control of Deobandis and Ahl-e-Hadiths.…but liberals and leftists failed to counter the rise of extremism in Al Bakistan. Money can’t buy the faith of any individual in Al Bakistan.
Muslims expatriates in Gulf and Arab countries don’t have the right to be their citizen, marry a local woman (if he marries a local woman, the women loses her nationality) or own property and they are our Muslim brothers….but Western countries that give citizenship, right to marry and own property are enemies of Islam.
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